bakedninja38122 asked: Hey boo :)
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
When my parents decide to be 'funny' by making fun...
oh-woah-dope: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
The 'yes or no' game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
snarkreactors: I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue and then I realized uh oh
I’ve sold 3os this week. Holla. I feel accomplished. I spread the greenage throughout my city.
thearcanetheory: cianur00: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
remember-me-chinboy: oh-youarebeautiful: whatacatchbillie: [accidentally cares about bands more than education] [Accidentally cares more about TV shows then education] [Accidentally cares more about TV shows then life]
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If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
oomshi: i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud
simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth an average of $18.30 my blog is worth more than i am
painstiels: i swear to god you guys
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
Anonymous asked: are you straight? Just wondering :3
cosmo sex tip #645
When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”